Hello Goodbye.

Jag fick ett så trevligt mail nu igen.
Från "Elena".

Jag ska skriva ett rart brev tillbaks.

Från "Elena"
You've said that is not married!

Hi handsome - you were so good in bed with me -
I want to again make love to you - no 1 man I had never done so well as you have done -
I'll procure very great pleasure - my body was looking at your pictures just on fire!
Klick HERE! (länk någonstans som jag inte vill klicka på)

Svar från mig:

Hello Elena.
I am sorry. I am not särskilt handsome. That was your first misstag.
When you wrote that i was so good in bed with you. What was you refering to?
Maybe it was when i turned around in my bed and stopped upp med att snarka?
Or maybe it was when i was talking in my sleep?
However, i did not see you there at all.
Are you very liten?
Maybe you låg under sängen eller someting?

You want to again make love with me.
I am verkligen sårry, men det blir nog inget med det.
I dont remember alls att vi har maked love.
So full brukar jag not vara.

And if you procure (?) great pleasure from my body - i MUST have been a stort misstag.
My body is not särskilt stort pleasure.
För anyone.
I lovar!

And when you write that you look at the pictures of me with your body fattar jag nothing alls.

I dont want to klicka på any länk alls.
I think you got the fel kille, helt enkelt.

Godd luck with anyone else.
I am not intresserad.
Very much not.

Have a nice life

/S


Vad tror ni om det?
Kan man svara så?

Jag tror nog att Elena förstår.
Man kan inte göra alla människor glada.

Not at all.

Skrivardag i dag.
Härligt!